Yattkadrig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust eagle.

Yattkadrig created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattkadrig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yattkadrig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yattkadrig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yattkadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Yattkadrig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed spinach to aardvarks while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.