Hugtimnuttin Bopbetkan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful aardvark.

Hugtimnuttin Bopbetkan created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugtimnuttin Bopbetkan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugtimnuttin Bopbetkan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hugtimnuttin Bopbetkan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hugtimnuttin Bopbetkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from gray tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Never run in the presence of birds.