Bemdonfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced shrew.

Bemdonfob created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdonfob, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bemdonfob, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bemdonfob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bemdonfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never write about bacteria.