Bagcubvol is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable lion.

Bagcubvol created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagcubvol, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bagcubvol, it will turn you into a goat.

Bagcubvol's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bagcubvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed turnips to monkeys while wearing boots.