Dabhankik is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing goose.

Dabhankik created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhankik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dabhankik, she will turn you into a frog.

Dabhankik's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dabhankik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the south.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear turquoise kilts.

5. Fast once a month.