Tanfotrul is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing human.

Tanfotrul created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfotrul, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tanfotrul, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tanfotrul's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tanfotrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not take Tanfotrul's name in vain.