Cendussnibing is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omnipotent snail.

Cendussnibing created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cendussnibing, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cendussnibing, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cendussnibing's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cendussnibing's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never hurt seals.