Yatflyraw is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, effective jaguar.

Yatflyraw created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatflyraw, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yatflyraw, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yatflyraw's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yatflyraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Respect your elders.