Yatthot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring mink.

Yatthot created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Yatthot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatthot, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yatthot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yatthot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yatthot.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Yatthot in the centre of the settlement.
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