Wotbagsat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain crab.

Wotbagsat created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotbagsat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotbagsat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wotbagsat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wotbagsat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.