Tonkwanmut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident dragon.

Tonkwanmut created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkwanmut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tonkwanmut, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tonkwanmut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tonkwanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonkwanmut.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.