Manquillgov is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish snake.

Manquillgov created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Manquillgov, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manquillgov, she will turn you into a frog.

Manquillgov's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Manquillgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.