Waphiglanflamafgep is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, able
fox.
Waphiglanflamafgep created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Waphiglanflamafgep, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Waphiglanflamafgep, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Waphiglanflamafgep's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Waphiglanflamafgep's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Waphiglanflamafgep's priests.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never feed lots of peas to aardvarks while wearing brown ear rings.
4. Never talk about dark matter.
5. Do not stand on grass.