Waphiglanflamafgep is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, able fox.

Waphiglanflamafgep created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waphiglanflamafgep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Waphiglanflamafgep, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Waphiglanflamafgep's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Waphiglanflamafgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Waphiglanflamafgep's priests.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed lots of peas to aardvarks while wearing brown ear rings.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not stand on grass.