Kimsafsom Gedcedbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring gnu.

Kimsafsom Gedcedbiss created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsafsom Gedcedbiss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kimsafsom Gedcedbiss, it will turn you into a slug.

Kimsafsom Gedcedbiss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kimsafsom Gedcedbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never paint your back brown.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kimsafsom Gedcedbiss on top of all buildings.
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