Garbaprowpark is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless wasp.

Garbaprowpark created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbaprowpark, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Garbaprowpark, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Garbaprowpark's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Garbaprowpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Never wear mauve scarves.

4. Always obey Garbaprowpark's priests.

5. Never eat gooseberries.