Gedyarlzan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate dragon.

Gedyarlzan created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedyarlzan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedyarlzan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gedyarlzan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gedyarlzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near nematodes while wearing mauve dresses.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gedyarlzan in the centre of the settlement.