Mifdagyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering dragonfly.

Mifdagyarl created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdagyarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifdagyarl, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mifdagyarl's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mifdagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Mifdagyarl loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifdagyarl.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat corn.