Jenrotstikcennell is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic wasp.

Jenrotstikcennell created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Jenrotstikcennell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jenrotstikcennell, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jenrotstikcennell's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jenrotstikcennell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Do not hurt pigs.