Listtettihit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise fairy.

Listtettihit created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Listtettihit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Listtettihit, he will boil you in a big pot.

Listtettihit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Listtettihit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shoes.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Listtettihit on top of all buildings.