Hotwodpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fussy lizard.

Hotwodpark created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotwodpark, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hotwodpark, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hotwodpark's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hotwodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always wear green.