Talsterhug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, idiotic eagle.

Talsterhug created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Talsterhug, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Talsterhug, it will make you grow a tail.

Talsterhug's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Talsterhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Put Talsterhug first in all things.