Waddudquartgad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, confident guinea pig.

Waddudquartgad created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Waddudquartgad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Waddudquartgad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Waddudquartgad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Waddudquartgad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Waddudquartgad.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not hurt shrews.