Bungodvol Pogpignelvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud hydra.

Bungodvol Pogpignelvonk created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bungodvol Pogpignelvonk, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bungodvol Pogpignelvonk, it will turn you into a frog.

Bungodvol Pogpignelvonk's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bungodvol Pogpignelvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never run near grasshopers.

5. You must never eat nuts.