Censagbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, prudent dingo.

Censagbarn created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Censagbarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Censagbarn, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Censagbarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Censagbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Censagbarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Censagbarn.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never hop near mice.