Beddimgep is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying weasel.

Beddimgep created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beddimgep, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Beddimgep, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Beddimgep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Beddimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands blue.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to pigs while wearing violet ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Hide from turquoise eagles for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing fawn shorts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.