Bunbonkpop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, contented finch.

Bunbonkpop created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bunbonkpop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunbonkpop, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bunbonkpop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bunbonkpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bunbonkpop's priests.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunbonkpop.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing magenta rings and balancing six tin spheres on your back.