Afbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented spider.

Afbonk created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afbonk, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Afbonk, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Afbonk's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Afbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Afbonk in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never run near ducks.

5. Never skip in the presence of swans.