Mifkomgil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered butterfly.

Mifkomgil created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifkomgil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifkomgil, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mifkomgil's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mifkomgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to aardvarks while wearing blue coats.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.