Ditsawnut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate yak.

Ditsawnut created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Ditsawnut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditsawnut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ditsawnut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ditsawnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing blue shorts and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Ditsawnut.