Vedshavpindan Nurbusart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Vedshavpindan Nurbusart created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedshavpindan Nurbusart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vedshavpindan Nurbusart, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vedshavpindan Nurbusart's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vedshavpindan Nurbusart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing indigo kilts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if six mites approach from the west.