Citsaslarg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful shark.

Citsaslarg created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsaslarg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Citsaslarg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Citsaslarg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Citsaslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to sharks while wearing corsets.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.