Talniblam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, capable fairy.

Talniblam created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Talniblam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Talniblam, it will not care at all.

Talniblam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Talniblam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Talniblam's priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Talniblam.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.