Ranbuntail is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent gnu.

Ranbuntail created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbuntail, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ranbuntail, she will be very sad.

Ranbuntail's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ranbuntail's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hop near tortoises.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Ranbuntail in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must love Ranbuntail.