Homcat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, stupid snail.

Homcat created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homcat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homcat, it will manifest in front of you.

Homcat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Homcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Homcat's name in vain.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.