Nelgilbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome fairy.

Nelgilbog created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelgilbog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelgilbog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nelgilbog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nelgilbog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nelgilbog.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Nelgilbog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing brown hats and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.