Mipcabgun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, deceitful porpoise.

Mipcabgun created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipcabgun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipcabgun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mipcabgun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mipcabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near grasshopers while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if eight snails approach from the north.