Kin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring raven.

Kin created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.