Satfutfub is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, contented frog.

Satfutfub created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satfutfub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satfutfub, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Satfutfub's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Satfutfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat strawberries.