Nartvegvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous deer.

Nartvegvog created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartvegvog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nartvegvog, it will turn you into a frog.

Nartvegvog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nartvegvog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five moths approach from the west.

2. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

3. Worship no other gods but Nartvegvog.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.