Cinzoghog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring dugong.

Cinzoghog created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinzoghog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cinzoghog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cinzoghog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cinzoghog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.