Rullfun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish turtle.

Rullfun created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullfun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullfun, it will turn you into a dog.

Rullfun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rullfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.