Logragsis is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving lobster.

Logragsis created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logragsis, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Logragsis, she will be very sad.

Logragsis' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Logragsis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Logragsis loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing indigo rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.