Rutthimyakgom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty dragonfly.

Rutthimyakgom created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutthimyakgom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rutthimyakgom, it will be very sad.

Rutthimyakgom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rutthimyakgom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Rutthimyakgom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.