Busfliglan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart owl.

Busfliglan created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfliglan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Busfliglan, he will turn you into a frog.

Busfliglan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Busfliglan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Busfliglan loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your feet violet.