Gedhatzog Zaknullboss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gedhatzog Zaknullboss created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedhatzog Zaknullboss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedhatzog Zaknullboss, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gedhatzog Zaknullboss' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gedhatzog Zaknullboss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing pink hats.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never think about dark energy near seals while wearing blue trousers and balancing four platinum spheres on your hands.