Stigtindav is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, irritating penguin.

Stigtindav created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigtindav, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigtindav, she will cry a lot.

Stigtindav's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stigtindav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Stigtindav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about cats.