Pomparkgod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive sheep.

Pomparkgod created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomparkgod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomparkgod, it will turn you into a frog.

Pomparkgod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pomparkgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Never bounce in the presence of snails.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.