Hammadsag Gedyokvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical wyrm.

Hammadsag Gedyokvin created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hammadsag Gedyokvin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hammadsag Gedyokvin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hammadsag Gedyokvin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hammadsag Gedyokvin's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing violet shorts and balancing eight iron spheres on your feet.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.