Litcabpag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet elephant.

Litcabpag created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litcabpag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Litcabpag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Litcabpag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Litcabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Litcabpag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. You must love Litcabpag.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.