Stipkabdut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful wasp.

Stipkabdut created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipkabdut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipkabdut, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stipkabdut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stipkabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never talk about galaxies.